Hair
me out people, Donald Trump is the mane for you!
Make America great again! Give
now to his campaign because he is a man who is severely struggling for money,
being a rich billionaire heiress who is a television celebrity has really hit
his pocket book hard. It is a promise made by him that his hair looks thick because it is where he hides all of his leadership qualities that will
make him an excellent candidate for the US presidential office. He hides those
qualities so well that the American people cannot even recognize any redeemable qualities of his character or moral compass. Don't worry he can hold his own among those foreign leaders who have adult sized
hands. His small hands are respected among his peers and it also doesn’t hurt
that he makes up for the hand issue with his huge pen…t house apartment. Many people are envious of his
apartment and the wonderful food Trump Towers serves. If you donate today Trump will give all of his guests dining at Trump Towers complimentary tap water! (*ice is not included)
Donald
is a man of the people, all people. He knows how to recognize the inequitable
hurdles some may face due to their minority and intersecting identities. He is
able to bring groups together. He is culturally respectful to each diverse
community and he holds the utmost appreciation for immigration within the
tossed salad that is the United States.
Donald
Trump is humble. He is someone that does not gloat or brag about his successes.
He would especially never do this after a sensitive situation where it would
seem disrespectful and crude. Donald Trump acknowledges other opinions
differing from his own and is able to have educated and tolerant discussions
with others on his disagreements.
Donald
Trump has a sense of humor. He understands that he will never have everyone
like him as a candidate. He allows there to be funny remarks made about him in
hopes of seeming likeable. Trump loves to laugh at himself and he whole knowingly
understands that jokes are used for public entertainment. Trump looks up to those stars that
bring humor to politics and celebrates in their creativity in trying to
engage the public in political satire.
Donald
Trump has a knack for knowing the latest celebrity gossip makes him really
stand out as a candidate. No one really cares about universal healthcare, the
economy, or foreign policy. They really want to know where Kim Kardashian
vacationed and why Ryan Gosling drinks kale smoothies after his workouts. Our
future in America is dependent upon being educated on the important matters and
having a president that also promotes the importance of those issues really
emphasizes his character as a leader of this nation.
So please do your civic duty and give any money you
can to this campaign because as you know money is power and this already
affluent old white man needs more power in modern day America. #OrangeLivesMatter
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